William and Ernest: Sharing the Chair #6; Sickening Grammar

You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does–but you let a cat get excited once, you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you’ll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it’s the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain’t so; it’s the sickening grammar they use. ~ Mark Twain